dear Brendan,
i don't know how to say this, but the mafia is after you.
i think i realized it when i was shaving your legs with mr and mrs bush and i saw you sit on my father.
i'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that i'm a clone
i'm sending back your military service memory box but i'll keep your suicide note as a memory.
you should know that i never liked a new life as a clone
go fuck yourself,
Nikki

rules:

o1. fill in the gaps with the info.
o2. post to da or myspace... or something
o3. you read this... you're tagged!

the note:
dear [your partner's name] (if you're single, write john)
i don't know how to say this, but __1__.
i think i realized it __2__ __3__, and i saw you __4__ __5__.
i'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
i'm sending back __8__, but i'll keep __9__ as a memory.
you should know that i __10__ __11__.
__12__,
[your name]


the info..........
o1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- i'm joining a monastery
black- i hate you
green- our horoscopes don't match
grey- you're a perv
yellow- i'm on the streets
pink- your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- you're a loser
other- i'm in love with your sister

o2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
january- that night
february- last year
march- when we were skinny dipping
april- when i was high on sesame seed
may- when i was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when i threw up
august- when i saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- when i was taking a walk
november- when i tied my shoes
december- when your dog went crazy

o3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta- in london
hamburger- under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with chuck norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in women's clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hot dogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs bush

o4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out

o5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black- my best friend
white- my father
grey- john travolta
brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- the cookie monster
blue- my aloe vera plant
yellow- my pen pal from ghana
orange- my carl larsson collection
pink- my cat
no underwear- my cartman statue
other- the crazy monk

o6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
scrubs- woman / man
o.c.- sensitive
one tree hill- open
heroes- ashamed
lost- turned on
house- cowardly
the simpsons- scarred
the news- mongolian
american idol– masochistic
family guy- senile
other- frostbitten

o7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad i've been feeling
sad- how boring you are
bored- that your honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
depressed- that i have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the middle east
worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that santa doesn't exist
ashamed- that i'm allergic to your hamster
huggable- that the garbage man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that i'm a clone
other- that "deal or no deal" sucks

o8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER/PAINT?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your darth vader poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of portugal
orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy bibs
pink- the old toenails
other- your military service memory box

o9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
a/b- your picture
c/d- the oil-stock shares
e/f- my virginity
g/h- your neighbor carl
i/j- the blood-test results
k/l- your left ear
m/n- your suicide note
o/p- my sense
q/r- your mom
s/t- your collection of butterflies
u/v/w- your crime records
x/y/z- your high school grades

10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME?
a/b- shall always remember
c/d- never will forget
e/f- always will try to forget
g/h- will inform the swedish tax agency
i/j- have always felt dirty because of
k/l- have never laughed in public about
m/n- am making a movie about
o/p- throw rocks at
q/r- informed the psychiatrist about
s/t- get sick when i think about
u/v/w- told the news paper about
x/y/z- never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer- pensioner
soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
cider- a passionate interest for mice
juice- woody allen imitations
limonade- your embarrassing rashes
whiskey- destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
thailand- best wishes
sweden- love
england- with pain
spain- go fuck yourself
china- gross wishes
germany- with relief
japan- go to hell
greece- your eternal enemy
australia- say goodbye to your pet frog leonard for me
egypt- go now
france- good luck
other- say goodbye to your creepy family for me